hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
The adults are the big ones right?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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