It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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