Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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