I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Everyone says I win the strip club
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Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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