i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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