I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize