Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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