In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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