It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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