i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
