Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
