She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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