Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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