Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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