just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
