Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
So much Jack, so little girl.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize