May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
the room spins SO much faster in panama
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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