Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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