Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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