Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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