great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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