I just saw a hot homeless man
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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