talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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