My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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