I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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