I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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