theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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