Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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