If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
vagina is talking i cant
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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