You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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