Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
where does the pee come out of this thing
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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