please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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