Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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