you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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