Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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