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Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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