i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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