Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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