My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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