Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I just cut my nipple shaving
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm always down for nudity.
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