I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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