I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I have post one night stand depression
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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