D3 body, D1 cock
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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