Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Still dying that you shit outside
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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