somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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