Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Found your dick twin last night
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
