so explain again why im purple
no
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
babies were throwing up all over the place
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize