Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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