There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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