He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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