Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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