Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Randomize
