ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.