Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.