Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.