just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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