I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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